Go Ask Alice When She’s Kinda Tall

As the semi-cryptic lyrical title of this shortest-ever post suggests, we’re running kind of late. No time for reflection this week, other than to say the Lions were terrific in Week Three but I’m terrified of how banged up they are in trying to rid themselves of the very albatross-ian (in many ways) Seahawks in Week Four. Seriously, no time. Here are the picks, winning team in an underline. Like the rabbit said, “I’m late!”

Last Week: 3-2-0, Season: 8-7-0, Lifetime: 63-37-3

Vikings (+2.5) @ Packers

Rams (+3) @ Bears

Eagles (-1.5) @ Buccaneers

Bills (+2.5) @ Ravens

Seahawks (+3.5) @ Lions

Can’t even say hello, goodbye! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late. Auf Wiedersehen!